Glamour couple, Franck and Wahiba Ribéry at the Football in France is Rubbish launch party.
'Packs more Va-Va-Voom than a Renault Clio'
'You don't read Football is France is Rubbish? Go fuck yourself, you dirty son of a whore!'
Nicholas Anelka to Raymond Domenech
'When the seagulls follow the trawler it is because they think the fishermen are reading Football in France is Rubbish'
'Football in France is Rubbish made me the player I am today'
Champions League winner, Djimi Traoré
'Winning a Nobel Prize was nice and all, but my dream is to write for Football in France is Rubbish'
JMG Le Clézio
'Your Mum doesn't read Football in France is Rubbish'
Marco Materazzi to Zinedine Zidane, 110th minute of the World Cup final '06
'He told me he was with JT reading Football in France is Rubbish'
Cheryl Tweedy (formerly Cheryl Cole)
'She told me she was with JT reading Football in France is Rubbish'
'I think, therefore I read Football in France is Rubbish'
'I read Football in France is Rubbish - because it's worth it'
'If I could read, I'd read Football in France is Rubbish'
'I didn't see it'
'Sir Alex told me to tell you he's a big fan'